Oh my goodess are you sure this isn't a car disguised as a chicken?
LOL! She reminds me of our cat Daisy. She fusses anytime someone tries to touch her or even looks like they might touch her.
We have a cat named Daisy too! She doesn't like to be touched either.
OK, so I am a once upon a time jack legged contractor. I have to point out that even on lowly CHICKEN BEDS, there are dovetail joints. Remind me to shelter in your crappiest home-built structure if ever there comes a big wind...Rusty
Ha! It's not even a chicken bed - it's a seed flat! She just likes it. Good thing there aren't any seedlings in it right now. :)